The Ultimate Sales Survival Guide

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Tired of the same old sales advice? Ready for something real, raw, and refreshingly honest? The Fuckening: A Sales Book About Grit isn’t your typical sales guide. Forget the empty corporate jargon and motivational fluff. This book is your backstage pass to the gritty, unfiltered world of sales—where victories are hard-earned, faceplants are inevitable, and The Fuckening can hit when you least expect it.

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Written with unapologetic humor and real-world experience, the author takes you through sales: handling difficult customers, navigating office politics, knowing your worth, and building relationships that actually stick. Learn how to master the art of negotiation, close deals like a pro, and avoid burning bridges you might desperately need down the road.

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This isn’t about perfect strategies. It’s about surviving the grind, learning from mistakes, and becoming stronger and smarter. You’ll laugh, cringe, and, most importantly, be ready to tackle whatever the sales world throws your way.

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Here’s a sneak peek at what you’ll discover:

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1. The Ladder of Life – Humble Beginnings

2. Cutting Through the Bullshit – Priorities

3. Rip It Out Like a Bad Tooth – Difficult Customers

4. Meetings About Meetings – Scheduling

5. CRM, You Dirty Animal – Customer Relationship Management

6. Polishing a Turd and Handing It Back as Candy – Marketing

7. That One Asshole – Emotional Intelligence

8. If You Think You Have Arrived, You Probably Have Not – Customer Retention

9. How to Grab Your Ankles Gracefully – The Art of Negotiation

10. Do Not Put Me In a Box – Grit and Resilience

11. Perseverance vs Insomnia – How Gritty Are You?

12. Know Your Worth – You Are Not on Clearance

13. Pound the Nails in the Casket – Always Be Closing

     The Fuckening Finale – The Officially Official Conclusion

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Ready to say goodbye to fluff and hello to the real deal? If you're ready to laugh, learn, and level up your sales game, The Fuckening: A Sales Book About Grit is your new must-read.

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Start turning your sales struggles into your biggest wins!